File:LITERAL Assassin's Creed Brotherhood Trailer

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Stargate, Ubisoft, SPARKLE! A white matrix picks a date then faaaaaaaade. and people say Rome wasn't built in a dayyyyy - AH BLOOM TRANSITION The birds get the hell out of there. Because they know something's going down Is he gonna die? No, it's a medium shot. Pan, zoom, and slow-mo means he's the target. Mysterious hooded man watches (from a distance) Take a second to look awesome Time to go. Walk in slow-motion so you still look awesome. Guard just saw you and he's gonna shot you. But don't mind him just keep looking awesome. That shadow will take care of him WHITE! Guard says "STOP!" just kill him with your awesome The other got it by an arrow so you're good. PART THE RED SEA! Hopefully those guards have good armor OOF No, they don't. Maybe they do THEEEY DON'T! Now act like you didn't do it. (They're not buying it...) Target comes out of his shelter He's distracted by a feather. He's like, "SHOOT ME!" He likes feathers. He looks up when he remembers Ooh, I LOVE birds! NOD AT THE BIRD AND PEOPLE DIE EVERYWHERE, PEOPLE DIE Target doesn't die, HE'S FINE! Target sends horsemen to die. Kill the horse, the rider falls down! Kill the rider the rider falls down. (And Target's still fine.) Target nods and some other guards that were hiding in pillars COME OUT! and then take their formation then Target pulls out his sword then goes to smell his sword (Not sure why.) Mysterious hooded man joined by... other... hooded... people... YOU'RE NEXT. RUN-NING RUUUUUUUNNING SLOW MOTION JUMP ATTACK!