Tobuscus Adventures Episode 1: Dead Island

Tobuscus Adventures Episode 1: Dead Island is the first episode of Tobuscus Adventures

The Buscus's Home
Tobuscus: [groans] I'm bored.

Gabuscus: [sigh]

Tobuscus: Let's do something Gabuscus. What are you doing, reading?

Gabuscus: Dude, It's Gab-uscus, does that have to be my username?

Tobuscus: Yeah whats wrong with Gay-buscus?

Gabuscus: Gab-uscus.

Tobuscus: Yeah, Gay-buscus.

Gabuscus: Gab-uscus, There's a pause.

Tobuscus: Dude, you know I don't have time for pauses, my brain goes to fast for them. Hey, What is this?. Dude! De Island Coupon, 2 Nights for $30!

Gabuscus: De Island?

Tobuscus: Dude, that's like barely $15 a night!

Gabuscus: Actually it's exactly $15 a night.

Tobuscus: [mockingly] Actually it's exactly $15- [normal] It sounds fun.

Gabuscus: I am not going on an island vacation with you.

Tobuscus: STEVEN! We're going to De Island!

Gabuscus: Wait! Wa-Wa-wait!

Tobuscus: ORDER US SOME TICKETS!!!

Gabuscus: [groans]

In Dead Island
Tobuscus: Yeah! We made it! We're gonna have so much fun!

Gabuscus: Yeah... Great.

Tobuscus: What's up, girl, what you doin'? Taking a nap? Sure. Here's my number. Ha Ha!

Gabuscus: Do you just walk around with your phone number pre-written on pieces of paper?

Tobuscus: Yup.

Gabuscus: 'Course you do..

Tobuscus: Oh, hello. Wha, ha, ho! Somebody doesn't use mouthwash! (coughs) No offense... You're hot.

Gabuscus: Wait, dude. That poster says Dead Island.

Tobuscus: So?

Gabuscus: This is Dead Island!

Tobuscus: Like the game where there's zombies?

Gabuscus: Yeah!

Tobuscus: And everyone dies?

Gabuscus: Yes!!

Tobuscus: No wonder it was $30.

Gabuscus: RRRRUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Tobuscus: But HotHotHotHotHotHot!

Gabuscus: NO HOTHOTHOTHOT! RUN!!

Tobuscus: Okay, you don't gotta' yell. Jeez. [The Female Zombie takes a bite of Toby's shoulder] AAAAAAAAHHHHH! , NO ZOMBIE!!

Gabuscus: Now look what you've done.

Tobuscus: AHHH THAT IS A NO-NOOOO!!! NEOSPORIN!! NEOSPORIN!!

Gabuscus: I said run. Here, take your Neosporin.

Tobuscus: NO, GET THE ZOMBIE FIRST!

Gabuscus: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Yeah!

Tobuscus: [yelling]

Gabuscus: [Gabuscus kicks the zombies head off zombie]

Ending
Tobuscus: Ahh, man! Ahhh. Thank you. Freakin' zombies, am I right?

Gabuscus: Yeah, can't live with 'em, and they can't live, 'cause they're dead.

Tobuscus and Gabuscus: [laughing crazy]

Tobuscus: [Tobuscus biting Gabuscus] GAY-BUSCUS!!

Gabuscus: ITS GAB-USCUS!!!!!! (screams).

Tobuscus: [Tobuscus still biting Gabuscus]