Viral Song

Viral Song is a song by Toby Turner.

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 * Original by Tobuscus
 * Lyrics by TobyTurner
 * 10 Hours by TobyGames

Plot
Tobuscus tells Tim Tim how to write a viral song, finds himself talking about cashews instead, and he ends up putting up the song on iTunes. Also, he charges Tim Tim $500.

Trivia

 * Gordan Freeman from the Half-Life series appears during one of the scenes.
 * Slenderman also appears during this scene.
 * Blink and you miss it moment: after Tim Tim exclaims "AHHH, MY DOOR" you can notice that Tobuscus is holding a crowbar which he obviously used to break in (due to cracks around doorframe)
 * Samus Aran from the Metroid Prime series also appears during one of the "More Hot Ladies" lines.
 * Safety Torch and Diamond Sword posters appear briefly in the classroom scene.
 * Blossom of the Powerpuff Girls is singing with the little kids on the playground, although here she had fingers and her eyes weren't pink.
 * Grumpy Cat and Keyboard Cat appeared in the  Cats, Cats  lines.
 * People in the audience during the Cashews scene were familiar. Some of them include. ..
 * Han Solo and Princess Leia from the Star Wars Saga
 * Daphne Blake from the Scooby Doo series
 * Waldo from the Where's Waldo Books
 * Thor
 * Nick Fury from The Avengers
 * Slenderman
 * Gordon Freeman
 * Carmen Sandiego
 * Wonder Woman
 * In the last scene, there is a Companion Cube from Portal hidden between the letter cubes.
 * Grumpy cat appears for a second at 2:08
 * During the first “Hot Hot Ladies” line one of the girls is Mary Jane from Spider Man

Lyrics
Look at little Tim Tim trying to write a viral song. He looks a little lost, guess I could help him along

WHATCHA' got Tim Tim? (Ahh, my door!) :] Never mind that Tim, I've come to help. You won't regret it.

Just follow the recipe and gather the ingredients. Pick a topic people talk about on social media. Don't violate the terms of service or your vid will be deleted. Also, make a catchy chorus; Something that can be repeated.

Cats, cats, laughing babies, people falling, hot hot ladies. Sleepy puppies, dancing babies, kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies. Put a lot of words in one verse, careful to enunciate it. Sing multiple layers. It helps if you animate it.

(What do you mean, animate it?) (Uh, what do you mean, what do I mean?) (You said, "Animate it!" What do you mean by that?) (No no, I don't think I said that at all..) (Yeah, I think you definitely said that!) (No, I think I'd remember if I had said that. For sure. Definitely.) (Well, what'd you say?) (Well, I think it was something along the lines of... uh... about)

CATS, CATS, laughing babies, people falling, hot hot ladies. Sleepy puppies, dancing babies, kittens, monkeys, more hot ladies. Put a lot of words in one verse, careful to enunciate it.

Sing something educational, so parents let their kids play it.

Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? (What?!) D-D-D-Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? (How?!) C-C-C-Cashews, cashews, fru-fru-fru-fruit.

(WHAT?!)

D-D-D-Did you know that?

Nooo-ooo.

Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? (What?!) D-D-D-Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? (How?!) HA! Cashews, cashews, fru-fru-fru-fruit. (WHAT?!) D-D-D-Did you know that? I-I said no! I said no, no.

It's okay Tim, nobody blames you. Most people don't know the truth about the cashew. But now you do so next time you go to the playground have everybody gather 'round and tell them what your good friend Tobuscus has taught you. TELL 'EM!

Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? (That's right.) D-D-D-Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? C-C-C-Cashews, cashews, fru-fru-fru-fruit. D-D-D-Did you know that? Nooooooo!

SING IT! Cashews, cashews, come from a fruit! AGAIN! Cashews, cashews, come from a fruit! LOUDER! Cashews, cashews, come from a fruit! D-D-D-Did you know that? NO!

Tim Tim: Okay, now, get this stuff out of my parents' house.

Tobuscus: No Tim, you're the one who asked for my help.

Tim Tim: I didn't ask you for-

Tobuscus: Shh. You don't have to thank me Tim Tim. All right, I'll get out of here and post this on iTunes.

Tim Tim: But I thought this was my Viral Song!

Tobuscus: You thought this wanna gonna be? AHA HA! No. It's not gonna be viral. It's a terrible song. I was telling you how to do it yourself. And that's why charged you $500.

Tim Tim: WE NEVER AGREED ON $500!!!

Tobuscus: Arrgh. Your voice is so annoying, man, so annoying.