Safety Torch

Safety Torch is a song by Tobuscus. The song has somewhat of a story to it, as Toby attempts to sell safety torches to a little boy named Tim Tim to scare monsters away. However, the torches set Tim Tim's house on fire and Toby then presents Safety Water- with a HUGE fee, of course.

Lyrics
Toby (calmly): Look at Little Tim Tim sleeping so soundly.

(loudly) WAKE UP, TIM TIM, WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER?

(calmly again) Don't be scared, Timmy, or He'll eat you! Monsters smell fear, lucky for you,

I got a SAFETY TORCH! Put it on your porch!

Make a SAFETY PORCH ! Put it in the hallway!

SAFETY TORCH! Scare the monsters away!

SAFETY TORCH! That'll be 50 bucks!

Little Tim: But my house is on fire!!!

Toby: Shhh...

Tim Tim, things are looking grim-grim, but lucky for you-you

I have come with a solution-n-n-n-n

(high pitched voice) It's your lucky day!

SAFETY WATER! Put it in a bucket!

SAFETY WATER! Pour it on a fire!

SAFETY WATER! Maybe take a bubble bath!

SAFETY WATER! First one's on the house!

(speaking)

Tim Tim: Heh heh, I see what you did there, first one's on the house.

Toby: Haha, yeah, just the first one, though, but' it took quite a few of them, (what?) so' those, plus all those safety torches so it's probably around ummm let's just call it like 500 bucks.

Little Tim : But I don't have 500 bucks!

Toby: Oh, that's fine, I'll bill your parents.

Tim Tim: No!

Toby: Thanks for your time, go back to sleep, have a good night.

Tim Tim: My parents are gonna kill me.

Trivia

 * The Creeper from Minecraft made a brief appearance during the  maybe take a bubble bath  lines.
 * The video is 1 minute and 23 seconds long. (1:23)